Nasty Little Rat (Just a Foolish Boy)

A slightly odd being with a taste for writing, music, and dark things.
Unfortunately, it has also been dragged into fandom.

Call me Butler or Sebastian.

I try to see all sides of the argument, and I can often be found 'playing Devil's advocate with a drink in hand.'

This blog is mostly run off of a queue, so please don't be alarmed if something old is reblogged.

wassa-matta-you-altair:

Assassin’s Creed!!! the musical featuring chart topping smash hits like

  • “Don’t Get Attached They Die”
  • “Flags Feathers Encyclopedia Pages How About No”
  • “Don’t Fucking Touch Me!!!” a solo by Connor
  • “How Am I Supposed to Climb This Fucking Pole so I Can Get Laid (Interlude)” by Altair
  • “Where the Fuck is a Desmond Game”
  • “Avoid Detection hahahAHAHA”
  • “I Don’t Get It” a solo by Ezio
  • “Optional Objectives More Like Fuck You”
8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 2,395 notes

felicia-dayum:

snickerdoots:

helpful-and-dreamy-castiel:

plaidsunglasses:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that Crowley’s now imprinted on Sam like a baby duck?

no. baby moose

quick someone draw crowley as a bby moose

HERE YOU GO!

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Goddamn, the hiatus is getting to me. @_@

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING TO COME OUT OF ANY HIATUS

8 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 18,096 notes
9 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 102,422 notes

ex-darling:

will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder

10 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 7,904 notes

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they can’t function

why aren’t they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

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I know this is the end, and I know this is in a way goodbye, and in a way, from us, it’s a massive thank you for being there on the journey with us and coming along, and enjoying the ride. Because it’s been a lot of fun. - Colin Morgan (x)

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avagueambitioninyourdirection:

perplexingly:

Loosely based on the last scene of Cyrano de Bergerac
and OH GOD I have no idea what it is, can we all now pretend I never drew this

I’m gonna drown help

12 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 846 notes
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demonpoxonallyourhouses:

One of my favourite Jace quotes has to be:

“Don’t tell me,” Jace said, “Simon’s turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you’ll have have to wait till tomorrow. I’m out of commission.” He pointed at himself - he was wearing blue pajamas with a hole in the sleeve. “Look. Jammies.”
 

It’s not even concerning the cocky response, it’s just the way he says ‘Jammies’
I mean, this is a tough guy shadowhunter who (on the outside) isn’t afraid of anything and always has a sarcastic and witty response to anything remotely serious yet here he is, saying ‘jammies’ which is just so childish and makes him a bit vulnerable

idk, i find it cute 

13 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 3 notes
rushinreindeer:

mejik:

Souvenir

#forever laughing at the fact that the first souvenir #was in fact conner

rushinreindeer:

mejik:

Souvenir

#forever laughing at the fact that the first souvenir #was in fact conner

14 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 2,402 notes
fairy-wren:

Steller’s Jay. Photo by schochin

fairy-wren:

Steller’s Jay. Photo by schochin

14 hours ago on May 22nd | J | 4,555 notes